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Thursday, January 27, 2011

KITARAN YANG MEMBODOHKAN STUDENTS !

Setahun sekali : that sentence sgt sesuai to describe my blog’s update. :0 .Nothing much to tell here, most of them i kept it in my heart and tell my frens oni. This is BIG issue to me. It’s about ‘gelagat’ atau bahase kampong aku ‘behavior’.. Behaviour siape? Behaviour ramai orang. Yang menyakitkan hati, yang annoying, yang bikin panaz dan ade la bit yang menghappy kan. Ok. Mulakan dengan know my self. Ok, aku mmg tidak suka berkawan. Indeed, i can do counting my friend using my finger termasuk jari kaki la. What i am trying to tell here adalah very2 the sikit. OK. Itu bukan masalah bagi aku. Sangat bukan masalah. But but but, those being my frens, mmg i treat them well. (i guess). *try my best. Ok now ape kaitan dengan semua ini? Ok, ade seorang budak ‘ A’ mmg name pangkal dia ‘A’. Besar2 badan die, agak annoying, eh bukan agak tp AMAT (malas nak delet). Perangai mcm funtat! I treat him as biasa2, suam2 suku. But still dalam kwn aku, but he’s keep saying or make me sick. I din’t sick but annoying. FUCK HIM. GO TO HELL. Sekian.
Ade lagi, nak la bercerita kisah ubat batuk cap ibu anak ni. Haa.. *HEP*.. i can’t even find in any part of my heart untuk memaksa aku suka Hep. Aku pakai selipar jepun kena saman sepuloh hengget dan dipegangnya kad matrik ku slagi xbayar. It’s not too much pon rm10, i mean ok ok la, tp mmg aku xbersalah pon. Mcm kimbet betol perangai durank. I came back from IP (stayed there finishing my assignment with coursemate) at 8.30am with bit cloudy and cold like Sitka, Alaska gitu. Ditahan oleh tambi (policeman) , dan disoal siasat SUKSIS. Ini perbualan kami:
SUKSIS bitch type : student UMS kah? (penuh dengan LOGHAT sabahnya).
Nik the innocent: yes, i am. (penuh dengan loghat BRITISH since my throat not so well) haha
SUKSIS bitch type : mm sya mahu kau punya ic dan lessen.
Nik TI : ok ok. (smbil mengali-gali beg mencari wallet buruk ku) get it..
SUKSIS BT : kenapa pakai selipar JIPUN? Hujan ni, bahaya. Ermm kamu pergi pondok sana.
Nik TI : huh? Am i asked u to buy this to me? (dalam hati la)
Sedang berjalan ala2 budak innocent ke pondok, didatangi HEP pegawai kot...
HEP Makan Duit Haram : student?
Nik TI : yes !!!!! (malas jwn soalan sama )
HEP MDH : (sambil belek2 kad matrik,) kenapa pakai mcm ni?
*ok time tu aku pakai shirt hitam, berseluar track, berselipar jipun converse hitam kuning.
Nik TI: Why? I came back from IP doing my assignment there.(aku mmg speaking, time aku panas mmg automatic keluar) haha
HEP MDH : harini kan hari Khamis, pakai formal.
Nik TI : ya, i knew it ! but im not going to class now, i din’t even mandi yet, my class at 11 am.
HEP MDH : harinikn hri formal.(dia ulang)
Nik TI: ok ok, let me pay u the saman ! just make it fast, its raining !..
*ok selesai.
Apa moral dia? Moral dia.. HEP sangat BODOH like they should go to the HELL.. makan la duit HARAM tu bagi anak2 makan. ANAK anda akan jadi PELACUR nnt. Berjaya.. sekian. SORRY UMS, ur STOOGES so stupid !!